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3. There will always be debate over weather Family Guy is funny or not, in the form of gratuitous cursing and name calling between fan boys and haters.

4. Narutards will never co-exist with normal animefags.

5. There will always be console wars, it was the same shit 8 years ago, its the same shit now, and will be the same shit 8 years later.

6. 75% of the internet is porn, 65% of which is hentai, and the last 25% is GOOD

7. Expressing your opinion will serve to do nothing other than crucify you, on an upside-down, flaming, splinter-covered cross.

8. If it exists, no matter how sweet and innocent, it will be turned into some form of sick, vomit inducing porn that will change the way you look at it forever, it's name is Rule 34.

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9 Comments

Mar. 24, 2008 | 11:56 PM ngfan14 says:

I think yo mama jokes are still funny. But who is Anonymous? I've never heard of him.

Mar. 25, 2008 | 12:01 AM Yghrulez responds:

Anonymous is the entire user base of 4chan.

Also, Anonymous is rumoured to be only one person.

Mar. 25, 2008 | 12:27 AM LtMcMuffin says:

And your opinion never does anything other than set you on fire.

Mar. 25, 2008 | 12:44 AM Yghrulez responds:

yes

Mar. 25, 2008 | 12:47 AM ConnerBomb says:

You forgot one more fact

97% of the internet is porn, in which 5% of it is actually GOOD.

Mar. 25, 2008 | 12:48 AM Yghrulez responds:

i think you mean 3

Mar. 25, 2008 | 6:06 AM kisame says:

1. Those stopped being funny in 98.

2. Anon does not forgive Anon does not forget.

3. More like insults and gratuitous swearing between fanboys and haters.

4. We have one of those on campus he isn't housebroken yet.

5. It was the same sad song 8 years ago and it will be the same shit 8 years later.

6. It's all good cuz.

7. No, stating your opinions as fact will get you crucifed to a flaming cross upside down.

Mar. 25, 2008 | 2:11 PM Yghrulez responds:

YES YES YES

Mar. 25, 2008 | 3:34 PM RoyTorince says:

Who is Anonymous? is he that bitch betty?

Mar. 25, 2008 | 4:44 PM Yghrulez responds:

no, anonymous is the entire userbase of 4chan.

Mar. 25, 2008 | 7:26 PM KemCab says:

1. Those were never funny.
2. Anonymous is spreading to real life, e.g., Project Chanology.
3. Family Guy is just a show, only fucking faggots care.
4. Narutards are retarded and gay.
5. There's been competition for the last 30 years between at least two or three different companies.
6. Probably just 20%, I don't think you can have that much porn. But yeah, most of it is Japanese hentai.
7. There's freedom of speech but you're not entitled to protection for what you say.
8. Rule 34, duh.

Mar. 25, 2008 | 11:07 PM Yghrulez responds:

Basically.

Mar. 26, 2008 | 9:36 PM Gendo says:

A NON-MOOSE STRIKES

LOL BARREL ROLL MOE DESUDESUDESU YARANAIKA

Mar. 26, 2008 | 10:51 PM Yghrulez responds:

lol4chan

Apr. 3, 2008 | 2:48 PM Racoonmario says:

Racoonmario approves that list to hundred percent.

Apr. 4, 2008 | 1:56 AM Yghrulez responds:

that's nice.

Apr. 21, 2008 | 12:42 PM RoyTorince says:

I agree to the list. The "Yo-momma" jokes are now retarded and show gayness. The Percentage chart for the Porn and Hentai sites is so true, there's like an endless wave of them just clogging the internet and destroying peoples PC's. Your own opinion will lead to disaster, I know, I've done it before and it's not pretty... And the console wars will never stop, that is unless people agree to Jack Thomson's protest against Video Games, if that happened then VG's would be finished and there will no longer be any more console wars..

Whew... that's some heavy shit...

Apr. 26, 2008 | 7:05 PM Yghrulez responds:

It's very unlikely you will find an INTELLIGENT person who agrees with JT, and if you do, they might be joking.